pau1y:

Instead of doing that, we could:

• not do that

let’s bang

i mean hang

no i don’t

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

estegrimshaw:

itsnachoday:

sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey

there’s no in between 

theseawasspooky:

my friend came back from the UK today this is the only picture he took

being a girl is really fucking expensive

djlegz:

I don’t like sports, but the Bearcats are my new favorite team.

teenagesophiebennett:

you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it

clubmink:

burairium:

Obama selfies are the best selfies

can he be the president of the world

eridave:

when somebody asks me what im supposed to be doing

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment